Year Joined: 2007
Team History: 2007-Present: Soylent Mean
Favorite Insult: “I have two. “This is is only man I know who masturbates to the Muppet Show.” and “Sex with you is like fishing for crabs. It’s cold, it’s wet, it’s dangerous…oh yeah, and you catch crabs.”
Favorite Moment: “Everytime Laurie and I do the “powdered milk” insult. Hilarious!”

Can’t we all just get along? No? Ok. You all have sex with chickens.