Year Joined: 2008
Team History: w/Ethel and w/Geoffrey (Vilifying with the Stars), w/Concierge and Jill (Olympic Special), w/Chrys (Electile Dysfunction), w/Sam (Fest).
Favorite Insult: “Your mother is such an old whore her pelvis is more powder then bone.”
Favorite Moment: “My one-on-one showdown with Mark during the Olympic show at BLB.”
Rocketed from the doomed planet Krypton as a newborn, John landed on the outskirts of Sioux City, IA where he was found and raised by two Harri Krishna bail bondsman. After attempts to be an actor, musician, chef, serial killer, astronaut, rabbi, writer, gigolo, cannibal chieftain, and weatherman; John fell in with the Vilifiers while attending a “marital aids” expo in Kansas City. The rest, as they say, is history.