Year Joined: 1997
Team History: 1997-1999 Fitz and Celistina, 2000: Fitz and Malenkia, 2001-2003: Floater, 2004-2005: Fitz and Smokey, 2006: Molly and Fitz, 2007 Fitz and Pander
Favorite Insult: “Your parents are so fat when they make love the clapper goes on and off all night…at the neighbors’ house.”
Favorite Moment: “The first time I humped a cantalope on stage.”

Sum up this great man in just one paragraph? I think not.