Year Joined: 2003
Team History: 2003-Present: The Condiments
Favorite Insult: “Why did this man cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.”
Favorite Moment: “The time I made BJ fall off the stage because he was laughing so hard.”
Salsa is originally from South Dakota, and will never forgive cruel, cruel fate for that. He is the son of a Music teacher and a Farmer, and will never forgive cruel, cruel fate for that. He has three brothers and two sisters, and will never forgive… well, you get the idea. Salsa briefly lived in Switzerland before moving to Minnesota, and he eventually ended up in St. Paul. When he isn’t vilifying, Salsa is a member of the Fandazzi Gypsy Tribe at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.