Suzy

Year Joined: 2000
Team History: 2000: Shannon and Ian, 2001-2005: Eric and Shannon, 2006-2007: Sock Monkey Crack Baby
Favorite Insult: “This man’s idea of philospophy is, ‘Which came first, the chicken or you?…Oh wait, the chicken faked it.’”
Favorite Moment: “Amanda and I ‘preparing’ for the match by screaming, ‘BITCH!’ and then furiously making out.”

Suzy is a gihugent cunt. And Tim’s gay.