Jeff was born on the streets. Well, actually he was born on "A" street. Well, actually he was born in a hospital. He's not entirely sure how he ended up as a cast member of an insult show, as he is not a mean person by nature, but he makes up for it by drinking several cups of "rage tea" prior to shows which allows him to spew forth the bile and vitriol required by the demanding Vilification Tennis audiences. He writes biographies of himself in the third person, is one of the best puppeteers in the Twin Cities, and is exceedingly humble.